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    Many times over the past 8 years that Mike has been practicing Emergency Medicine, he has told me about his interesting cases. He continues to do so now.

    When we get together with friends, especially other doctors or my sister, Emili & her husband, Dallon who is a physician's assistant, the conversation and exchange of experiences can get pretty lively. Some of the stories are wild! Don't worry, he doesn't share names or information that might betray confidentiality.

    I enjoy hearing these tales. The only problem is when we're eating dinner and the story gets more detailed or gory than I want to hear at the moment. I guess it's part of being married to a doctor.

    So these are written by me-to the best of my recalling ability-after Mike has related his experiences. I thought you might find some of these stories as fascinating as I do.

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February 6, 2010

The Mysterious Stink

One time a dad brought his daughter into the ER. He was very excited.

“She’s got something up her nose! It stinks so bad!”

The dad had detected a smell coming from his daughter, but could not figure out where it was coming from. He was giving her baths 3 times a day, and it was driving him crazy.

He finally noticed when she looked up, there was something in her nose. The something was a small strand of carpet she had stuck up there. It blocked the airflow and started attracting mucus which then started to reek.

When Mike was telling me this story he commented that cases with foreign bodies were quite interesting. He’s also seen beads and beans in noses and ears.

The weirdest is when people get bugs in their ears (hold on to your stomachs folks). When the person feels the bug in their ear they usually smack it, which drives it into the ear canal.

Mike is the one that has to delicately pull the insect out with alligator forceps, without puncturing the eardrum. He said it’s really strange to see a transparent wing poking out or two beady little eyes looking back at him.

Moral of the story: Don’t smack your ear if a bug tickles it, and if your child starts to stink mysteriously, be sure to check the nose.

5 Comments

  1. Cherise says:

    When Mac was little he picked blue fuzz off his PJ’s and shoved it up his nose. He ended up with a major infection, my mom couldn’t believe how much blue junk the doctor pulled out! Funny now, probably not so funny then though!

  2. Teresa says:

    Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. That was funny!

  3. I will have nightmares tonight. Thanks a lot;) On another not, have I told you how much your blog inspires me? Our family is finally eating healthy. 2010 is our year for better health, thanks to people like you.

    • Jenni says:

      Sorry about any nightmares caused :) I’m really happy to hear your feedback and that your family is eating healthier! I appreciate your encouragement!

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